Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
