is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
So. Much. Porn.
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