it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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