Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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