Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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