Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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