Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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