got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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