I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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