If that was your dad, he is hot
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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