Tell her she can't have a vagina
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Im part way to drunk.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
