Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
