just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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