your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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