real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Green mimosas i think yes
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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