Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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