One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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