maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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