he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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