if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
