i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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