Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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