Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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