i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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