what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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