So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
they're like a gay fantastic four
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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