hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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