maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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