I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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