you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize