I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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