worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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