Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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