I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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