bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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