I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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