Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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