so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
third nipple confirmed
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