either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He did a backflip because drugs
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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