you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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