brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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