fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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