And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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