We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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