This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
please don't ironically join a cult
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