so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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