i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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