Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
