I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
