Someone shit on the floor
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
