"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So squirting runs in the family.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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