Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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