hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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