Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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