Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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